Gas prices have gone up!

I love the British.

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.... pint at the pub?

I heard they did this on Oahu one time. They decided to burn all the marijuana the police had siezed over time. Funny how a lot of people crowded up on the leeward side of the bonfire that day.

Coming Out

In the last post, I completely forgot to mention the most recent reel I've seen, Coming Out. It's a story about a high school teacher wrestling to find himself in a socially unnerving East Germany just before the fall of the Berlin Wall. It was actually torn down the night after the movie premiered. Parts of it are just bizarre to me; it's set in the late eighties, so of course it has all this big hair and strange costumes. And something fishy was going on with the audio at times, I think. The acting in this movie is really superb. I found out later many of the actors were gay themselves. It made me laugh and damn near made me burst into tears along with one of the characters in it. Definitely check this one out if you find it.

Recent Reels

It's been too long since the last Recent Reels and there have been many movies since. So let's run through them. I'm separating the gay ones out, because they constitute much of my Netflix renting. =)

Seen in Theatres
I am Legend - Now THIS was a good movie! I really enjoyed the alternative reality of it all, and the fact that it was based on the very real possibility that a strong virus could easily wipe out large populations. It was like this zombie movie set in a completely abandoned New York City. Who doesn't love that??

10,000 B.C. - I enjoyed this one a lot. Sure, there could have been more hot, shirtless men, but whatever, I still liked it. It's set in a completely prehistoric time, so of course there are many artistic liberties taken. That should go without saying. I can relate to reasons one might give for having them speak English: one, so that we can't watch and not read at least some of the time (Passion of the Christ) and two, to conjecture that their language was as complex as ours is today. I have to admit I was guessing throughout the whole movie where they might have been.

Never Back Down - In case you missed the previous post this one's worth seeing just for the glistening boys' muscles or at least get some screen-caps of Sean Faris.

Rentals
The Lake House - It's Speed 3 only there's lots of standing still going on, ...although there is a twist involving a moving bus. It was ok. Nothing to write into the future about.

Return to House on Haunted Hill - It was a interesting how they twisted the plot on the original storyline in order to get more people back in the house so it could kill them, but I don't think it was scarier than the mystery of the first movie. Still worth a rent, I suppose.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2 - Interesting show, lots of hacking of limbs, but I don't think a new and interesting 5 minute way to kill someone is worth 30 minutes of background information. To make it worse, the second half was disappointingly anticlimactic and not as good as the first.

To Kill A Mockingbird - Okay, I can see its social significance for its time, but it's a time that's past, I think. There are a couple of good moral stories told here. Maybe they should have shown it to me in elementary school, but isn't that what renting movies is for -- to catch up?

Blazing Saddles - Another completely silly Mel Gibson story where the actors on occasion talk to the camera and the plot line, as well as setting, absolutely disintegrates at the end. It's nothing in comparison with Spaceballs, but then again, that's a cult classic that I love.

Solaris - *zzzzz* huh? what? what happened? Oh, the movie's over already?! Geez, what a quiet, slow, boring movie filled in with some paranormal, pseudo-science crap in between. Put this one on if you're having trouble sleeping.

Vanilla Sky - OMFG I hate Tom Cruise anymore. This one was lame, too. Boy I really know how to pick 'em, don't I?

GLBT Movies
FAQs - What an awful show. Here's how it went: gay bashing, tranny, guns, lispy slut, straight guys, guns, more lispy gay boys being sluts, more guns, and then the straight boys (who don't even look that good) go gay....as a matter of fact, no one could really be described as "hot". Let's see, "how many tired old stereotypes can we throw in together? Oh, and let's add guns for no reason."

Long-Term Relationship - This was a decent one. I still don't get how he could be a R-- never mind if you're thinking about seeing this one; I won't spoil it. It's cute in its own way. Worth a rent.

Get Real - A gay coming-of-age movie about a high school dork falling for the star jock that turns out to be gay -- Every gay nerd's dream!

Food of Love - I really wanted to like this movie. It's got Chopin and lots of other great classical piano in it, but I still came away disappointed a little bit. (Few gay movies don't end in disappointment.) I just hate to see the kid give up on his dream. Still worth a rent.

Transamerica - I liked this one. I don't know how accurate it was to a real life M-to-F experience, but it was the story -her story- of facing a final surgery, telling her family, and the possibility of a son in her life. Definitely worth seeing.

She's the Man - This is one campy high school movie with one very sexy Channing Tatum staring in it as the hunky soccer player with whom the girl in the show is trying to hook up (while pretending to be a guy). This one's worth seeing just to see Channing shirtless all the time. I hesitate to even put this in the "Gay" section because it's more of a silly teenage movie, hell, even my southern baptist parents liked it so much dad burned a copy.

Never Back Down

So I went to see this movie tonight, though I'm not totally into fight movies, but I have to admit... the ENTIRE time I was completely drooling over Sean Faris. He's such a cutie and he's got a great body, especially since he gained 15 lbs. of muscle for the movie. The other guy, Cam Gigandet, wasn't too bad to look at either -- chiseled abs he had. ...Okay it was a 2-hour drool-fest, but the straight guys seemed to like it, too.

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MormonSEXposed

 
Warning!!

This is both WEIRD and HOT at the same time.


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I am, of course, in no way actually endorsing this calendar in any shape or form. I do however find that once those [tragically hetero] guys got in the able hands some stylists, their hair was no parted to the side in the awful 50's manner and some of them actually looked hot, and they had muscles under there! It must be all that biking around. =)

This makes me want to watch Latter Days again.

Caught scratching his post

Admittedly, this is the only reason I have watched sports -- to see glimpses of this. That and some of those college foootball players are haaaawwwt!

I would tell you who this is, but I lost track of where I got this picture online. My apologies. It was due to an overwhelming sense of apathy... and I was too busy staring at his crotch.

Gay Chicken

I was over at HotBoySkin this morning and saw these videos and thought you guys should see. The game's called Gay Chicken. Two straight guys try to make out, and the one who chickens out first is the loser. Depending upon the testicular fortitude of the heteros involved, there may be no kissing at all or there could be tongue, grabby hands and dry humping before one guy gets too grossed out to continue, haha.

This makes me wanna make hot new straight friends and pretend to be straight!


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Crash Test Dummies

Okay, I'm old apparently. I remember listening to this song back when I was maybe 12 years old. I LOVED it for like a week. I had it on tape, LOL, and I have idea why; probably someone gave it to me. Looking back now, I'm thinking, the words make no sense, I can't even tell what some of them are, and it's not all that great of a song, really. It's just weird, but the guy's voice is just so DEEP!

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Another memory from about that same time just come to me. The Crash Test Dummy Toys! Man, I spent so much time with that red car! You get the litte guys Vince and Larry all seated inside, safety belts securely fastened. Then once you've got them all ready to go, you happily send them at a relative high speed, careening off the edge of a 1,000-foot precipise (the kitchen counter) to their would-be certain deaths, crushing their car and sending their severed appendages flying despite all restraints. Of course, you could run them into a wall at a relative 35mph and learn what difference wearing a seat belt makes, but that doesn't quite have that nice splatter effect. Just about everything separated from the car if you crashed it hard enough. ...I'm starting to think the reason that toy disappeared was because my mom feared for her furniture, hehe.

Then again, who doesn't like a jock in tight underwear?

From the moment I saw this picture, I knew Stevie would just LOVE this. I found it whilst reading Cyclizen, a gay novelist/cyclist's blog ... though his interests are indeed varied as evident by the below photo he took while working as a sports journalist.

NCAA Quarterback Riley Skinner's nude online photo

I'm a bit late hearing about this (what's new?), but I thought you enjoy this nonetheless. My own Tarhell state's Wake Forest has a promising young quarterback, Riley Skinner who earned MVP at some football game somewhere, but unfortunately for him he has had his twig and berries posted all over the internet. The story broke at WithLeather when the blog's author received a note that read, "...the egotistical riley has been photgraphing himself naked and selling his pictures..." The WithLeather blogger provided this comical, Photoshop-censored photo, but a commentor provided this link to the nude photo. Interestingly enough, the very DAY of the blog post, another commentor signed up on the site in order to voice his/her thoughts which turned out the be the only dismissive one, writing, "this is completely altered" and asking for forwarding of the photo to cease. Everyone else was BEGGING for the photo to be emailed to them. I suspect he pissed off an ex-girlfriend who leaked the cockshot.

He looks like a shower. Deeeeeeelicious!

Peru impact crater drills holes in classic meteorite theories

The meteorite, which has been described as "small," was witnessed in a fiery streak across the southeast Peruvian town of Carancas near Lake Titicaca and the border with Bolivia. Hundreds of villagers went to investigate and discovered a 60-foot-wide circular pond of muddy water. (1) The puzzling thing was the pond was emmiting noxious fumes causing villagers to vomit and develop skin lesions. (2) Some began to spectulate that it wasn't a meteorite after all but instead a mud volcano that happened to coincide with a fireball in the sky. (3) The mud volcano would have released toxic fumes, but tests soon revealed that the airborne culprit was arsenic, evidently released from the soil by the impact. (4) The controversy it seems has been finally laid to rest after a team of Brown University scientists visited the site to found signs indicative of a meteorite crater and resulting radial debris. Although, their findings blows holes in the conventional astronomer wisdom that small, stony asteroids often burn up or slow down in their heated descent. They hypothesize that though the meteorite was small it traveled fast enough to survive incineration and more amazingly that it may have broken into pieces on entry but remained a "rubble pile" but with a much more streamlined shape. (5) The rock is estimated to have traveled at 15,000 mph.

Time for Kitty to Flyyyy-yy-yyyy!

This guy must love his cat to take him skydiving with him.



I highly recommend running this back and watching the cat's reaction in slow mo. He's like confused as hell as to why he's strapped to his owner, but the guy's a cat owner, so I'm sure he's a weirdo anyway. =P (Just kidding, people!) Then as he gets up to jump out the door, kitty get nervous, looking around like, "Where's the ground??....Oh Shit! NO WANTS!!" and starts kicking, LOL.

Cruelty? I don't think so. People do the same thing to their kids by putting them in a swimming pool for the first time, scared shitless, but it's good for ya. You can't live your whole life napping, because honestly, is that really living??

Studs n Spurs

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So I was in Walmart a couple weeks back, the day after Heath Ledger died actually, to pick up a couple things, and I passed the calendar rack and thought I should pick one up for the new year. They had the usual puppies, kittens, horses, and swimsuit models, and they also had one called Studs n Spurs, LOL, filled with shirtless, muscular cowboys carrying bales of hay and what not. I settled for the Family Guy calendar instead, but when I got up the check-out counter there was this queen checking out in front of me. He said to the check-out girl when she swiped it, "Oh wait a minute, how much was that? Oh who cares. I'll take it!"

I, of course, had to queen it up with him. I told him, "You know, I thought about buying that, but I didn't think they'd like me putting it in my cubicle."

*Giggles*

It's pretty bad when you don't even know who did it.

This is what happens when you get bored at work. =)

A lotta work for nuffin!

I just got done combing through ALL of the pictures I posted on this blog since its inception, copying them all to another server, and changing all the links. Hopefully, everything should look exactly the same as it did. The only thing different is where all the pics are stored -- mostly ImageShack, but some are still Blogger-hosted (that would be all the nude pics). They even went and deleted some of those bare bottom pictures.

Hopefully now, though, I've gotten it so that there won't be any more broken links to images, especially those delicious nude pics (and bottoms) that would've been deleted by the company hosting it. So, here are a couple of those pics that have been taken down from the other sites.

Um, I don't think so.

So I went over to Skoooozle's blog today to comment on a post he made to which I took offense, because he simply added a post entitled "whore tribute" with a link to my blog. I don't this site qualifies as such.

The irony thickens. Take a look at the verfication image. I did NOT make this up. LOL.

Thanks Pookie! New Pics!!

He gave me an intellectual slap on the face! =) I'd thought my camera phone pictures were trapped on my phone forever until he asked, "Why don't you just email them to yourself?" OMFG, I'm an idiot, I thought. I'd forgotten that that was even possible. I got a ton of them sent to my email and off my phone. Here are a few below.

Here's something I spotted in the As Seen On TV store in the mall. It's exactly what it says it is, a battery-operated, vibrating Fist Massager. It's like fisting for beginners! LOL
Here's a picture of N-Synch from back in the day I spotted in a magazine while waiting in the queue at the grocery store. I was feeling silly, but doesn't Justin look all young and muscular?? It's like he still has all his baby fat!
This is Robert enjoying the afternoon breeze on the pier at Cocoa Beach on our last trip down to Florida. Update: No, wait a minute. *looks closely* He was staring at the surfer boys down below!!
And here are just a few of the many self-pics, LOL. One at the gym, one at work, one in the bathroom, a couple at the house, and one taken while sunbathing last summer. (Man, I can't wait for summer to come again.)

Out with the Old, In with the New

I finally broke down and did it. I don't know why I've been putting it off, because it felt really good doing it.

I got rid of my old 1995 blue Chevy pickup truck. My dad gave me that truck when I was just a sophmore at Radford in 2000 with only 60,000 miles on it. Delivering pizzas for 4 years and driving back and forth between school and home, I ultimately racked up 167,413 miles on it. Just in cleaning it out before I got rid of it, I discovered things I hadn't seen in years like the first pair of glasses I ever owned and a small bottle of blue touch-up paint I've never even laid eyes on until Friday night. (I didn't get around to cleaning it out much, LOL.) But the truck is 13 years old and unfortunately the repairs needed on it were double the worth of the vehicle itself. So it was time to put 'er down.

So I decided to get a 4-door car, something slightly sporty with a nice stereo system in it, a sunroof, and something that stood out just a tad from all the Accords and Camrys out there. I'd had my eye on them for some time, so Friday afternoon I walked into the VW dealearship and asked to test drive an '08 Rabbit and a Jetta while I was at it. I quite liked them both actually. The Jetta felt like more of a famly car to me though - weightier and not quite the same semi-sporty feel. The nice lady, Beverly was her name, told me the only available '08 model was the one on the showroom floor we were looking at. Soon a small group of them were busily squeezing a Jetta out the double door in preparation to somehow get that car I was eyeing manuvered out of the center of the showroom and onto the road for me to test drive. I drove them both, liked them both, but ultimately decided my heart was set on the Rabbit. They found me a cute white one with a sunroof and an awesome 10-speaker sound system, and though it was at another dealer, they did a dealer trade and sent it over. Saturday I came by to trade out the truck for it. And I took some pictures for you all to see.

Da Moon Is BLOOD!!

Check out this *ahem* professional photographer's picture of the moon during the height of the eclipse.

Purty, ain't she?