Boyfriend Application
Now accepting applications! =)
Firstly, gay male applicants only! You should also be willing to prove this requirement if requested, LOL. A face picture would be nice to see. (Other photographs also accepted, hehe.) Sorry it's so long. I can be a picky bitch, but hey, I get to learn more about you fabulous readers, too!
BASICS:
First Name:
Contact Info:
Location:
Birthdate:
Education:
Height:
Weight:
Build:
OTHERS: (Feel free to elaborate or be as concise as you like.)
Do you smoke? If so, how often?
Do you drink? If so, how often?
Do you have any piercings/tattoos?
Do/did any drugs?
Are you a felon or registered sex offender?
Are you diagnosed with anything I should know about?
What do you do for a living?
What are your hobbies?
Do you go to school?
Which subjects/clubs/sports did you enjoy most?
What kind of music do you like?
Do you play any musical instruments?
What genres of movies do you like?
Favorite movies?
Favorite video games?
What genres of books do you read?
Favorite books?
Do you speak any languages other than English?
Do you play any sports?
Would you be my workout buddy?
How would you describe your sense of humor? (dry, silly, witty, sarcastic, etc.)
How out are you?
How do you feel about marriage and kids?
How is your relationship with your parents?
How do you feel about open relationships?
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend?
What's one thing you would like to change about yourself?
What do you look for in another guy?
What kind of underwear do you wear?
Are you a top/bottom/vers. bottom/vers. top?
Are you spontaneous and full of surprises?
Would you make out with me in an elevator?
Would you like to travel with me?
Would you be my best friend as well as boyfriend?
Would you text message me all day?
Do you like to cuddle?
Are you a horny bastard?
What would you say is your favorite part of your body?
What would you say is your best personality trait?
How would you wake me up in the morning?
Would you call to tell me goodnight if we were apart?
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Please let us know how it goes.
ReplyDeleteFirst Name: Pookie Pookerton
ReplyDeleteContact Info: ncbound2000@aol.com
Location:Wide-awake Wilson
Birthdate:9/15/87
Education:Barely
Height:5'10"
Weight:133
Build:Scrawny
OTHERS: (Feel free to elaborate or be as concise as you like.)
Do you smoke? If so, how often? no
Do you drink? If so, how often? not NEARLY enough
Do you have any piercings/tattoos? OUCHIE
Do/did any drugs? mmaybe
Are you a felon or registered sex offender? LOL "come here little boy"
Are you diagnosed with anything I should know about? Acute sexititus
What do you do for a living? Student
What are your hobbies? Geekin online, writing, movies, porn
Do you go to school? yup
Which subjects/clubs/sports did you enjoy most? none
What kind of music do you like? BUBBLE GUM! peppy! ELO(!!)
Do you play any musical instruments? nope
What genres of movies do you like? Sci-Fi Horror Disaster Action
Favorite movies? Lord.....I don't know
Favorite video games? Bejeweled
What genres of books do you read? Sci Fi
Favorite books? Star Trek
Do you speak any languages other than English? the language of love, my friend
Do you play any sports? nooooooooo
Would you be my workout buddy? oh yeah
How would you describe your sense of humor? (dry, silly, witty, sarcastic, etc.) silly-sarcastic
How out are you? completely now
How do you feel about marriage and kids? ICKY-TA!
How is your relationship with your parents? ICKY-TA!
How do you feel about open relationships? no problem
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend? no
What's one thing you would like to change about yourself? My domicile
What do you look for in another guy? sense of humor, brains, dick ;)
What kind of underwear do you wear? SKIMPY
Are you a top/bottom/vers. bottom/vers. top? bottom
Are you spontaneous and full of surprises? idk
Would you make out with me in an elevator? Yup
Would you like to travel with me? Yup, but not to Wisconsin
Would you be my best friend as well as boyfriend? Of course
Would you text message me all day? been there done that
Do you like to cuddle? yup
Are you a horny bastard? yup
What would you say is your favorite part of your body? idk.....shoulders
What would you say is your best personality trait? silliness
How would you wake me up in the morning? PADDLE....lol....um, butterfly kisses?
Would you call to tell me goodnight if we were apart? nite pookie :)
LOL !!!
ReplyDeleteI should try this!
I doubt you'd want to go out with someone - ahem - in their 40's .. but what the hey!:
First Name: Greg
Contact Info:gregsluv4hardwood@yahoo.com
(don't laugh!)
Location: Sacramento, CA
Birthdate: (don't get so nozey! lol)
Education: 2 year college degree
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 170
Build: Need to lose a bit of weight
but not chubby
Others:
Do you smoke? NOPE
Do you drink? Sometimes
Do you have any piercings/tatts? NOPE
Do/Did any drugs? Marijuana is not a drug!
Are you a registered sex offender?
(Did you really think you would get an honest answer if I was? - lol) NOPE
Are you diagnosed with anything I should know about? Very Hornyitis, with a touch of big-cock-luvitis thrown in.
What do you do for a living? Work
What are your hobbies? Besides answering goofy personal ads like this? I DO have my own blog. Some gaming. Golfing when I can. And most definitely PORN.
Do you go to school? NOPE
Which subjects/clubs/sports did you enjoy most?
Enjoy subjects? Are you mad?
OK - maybe enjoyed math (I am NOT a geek! - lol)
What kind of music do you like? A little of this, a little of that. You can get an idea with some of the music videos I post on my blog.
Lawd have mercy! This is like filling out a request for a student grant!
Did you play any musical instruments? Not that I'm aware of. Does trying to play the flute with someone's cock count?
What genres of movies do you like?
Sci-Fi, Horror, Some dramas, and definitely PORN
Favorite movies? LOTR movies (I'm not a geek though! lol), "Contact",
Armaggeddon... etc etc
Favorite video games? Not much into them as much as I was when I was a youngen. Guess the "Resident Evil" games were cool (I'm dating myself here, huh?). Occasionally play the "Lord of the Rings" game for the PC
What genres of books do you read? Sci-Fi, Horror
Favorite books? Vampire chronicles by Anne Rice. Also the many books of the DUNE series.
Do you speak any languages other than English? Not really.
Do you play any sports? Does tennis and golf count?
Would you be my workout buddy? Sure, I'll work out that body of yours anytime! Or was that the right answer?
How would you describe your sense of humor? (dry, silly, witty, sarcastic, etc.) You can't tell by now? I think its a combination of all of them.
How out are you? What they don't know won't hurt them.
How do you feel about marriage and kids? Marriage - yeah. Kids? Rugrats? You have GOT to be kidding!
How is your relationship with your parents? Pretty good.
How do you feel about open relationships? Would be "open" to an open relationship. But not really thrilled about them.
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend? NOPE
What's one thing you would like to change about yourself? Lose a few more pounds.
What do you look for in another guy? Does he try to keep himself in shape? Is he relatively handsome? Does he have a sense of humor? Is he friendly? And of course, does he have a nice cock?
What kind of underwear do you wear? briefs
Are you a top/bottom/vers. bottom/vers. top? Versatile but mostly bottom.
Are you spontaneous and full of surprises? If I told you, you wouldn't be surprised now, would you?
Would you make out with me in an elevator? Not with that boring "muzac" playing!
Would you like to travel with me? Sure, but you have to pay for gas!
Would you be my best friend as well as boyfriend? Hmmmmm ... what kind of boyfriend isn't your best friend?
Would you text message me all day? have limited text messages! damn!
Do you like to cuddle? Naked cuddles are my specialty!
Are you a horny bastard? Gee - let me think ... HELL YEAH !!
What would you say is your favorite part of your body? My ass.
What would you say is your best personality trait? Friendly and humorous (or I like to think I am...)
How would you wake me up in the morning? Probably by sucking your cock.....
Would you call to tell me goodnight if we were apart? Awwwww, whats your number? lol
PHEW !!
Now its your turn!
OMG! Blogger almost didn't take my comment! lol