Person.Murderer() Returns True

This quiz has been on the Internet for a bit, but I thought you may enjoy taking it.
Computer Programmer or Serial Killer?

Boy Next Door??

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Todd's Story

I happened upon this by chance right in the middle then decided I had to see the whole thing, cause I wanted to see how it all turned out. God help me, it's a soap -- Coronation Street, Britain's longest-running. But this series of short clips some YouTubers have spliced out of the main tangled storyline and focused on Todd and his coming out story.

This poor kid had it rough, but he toughed it out. His story makes me realize how lucky I am in many senses that my coming out wasn't nearly as difficult...yet unfinished.

Part 1 - First Move
Part 2 - "Tell Her or I Will!"
Part 3 - Mama Knows!
Part 4 - Karl
Part 5 - Who Do Ya Fancy?
Part 6 - First Kiss
Part 7 - "You Closed Your Eyes..."
Part 8 - "His"
Part 9 - Boiz interrupted
Part 10 - "I'm Gay"
Part 11 - "Go Home, Gail!"
Part 12 - Billy
Part 13 - "It's Daddy."
Part 14 - The End

Jakey Loves Us

...and we love him!

And to show his appreciation...



And thanks to this person for pointing out da goods!!



Boy, can she can carry out a note!! Hehehe....still, I think it would've been HAWT if he'd dressed in the appropriate outfit and did "Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show!! =D

Horace! Horace! Horace! Horace!

I recently got this Electric Light Orchestra CD for Christmas and I have been ROCKIN' OUT to it since, just a-sangin' my little heart out in the car! =D

Hope you like!

New Favorites -- "The Diary of Horace Wimp"



and "Wild West Hero"



"Evil Woman" followed by my old favorite, "Mr. Blue Sky"

DudesNude Hottie

Looks YUMMY, doesn't he?

Way Down Below the Ocean Where I Wanna Be

This show is awesome. It's usually on after Family Guy and has all the pop culture allusions of Family Guy but set in the 31st century. Here's a clip from one of my favorite episodes:

Where the hell is Matt?

I just stumbled upon this one on YouTube, and it made me smile. =)

WhereTheHellIsMatt.com

The Gift that Keeps on Giving

LOL....I was rollin' laughin'!

That's the uncensored SNL version. Of course, there are plenty people YouTubing themselves...

Yum!

Dear Mr. President,

I'm watching some political show, and I don't know why, cuz this shit usually just makes me angry at these people . . . . They're talking about President Bush's coming revealing of their decision for the war in Iraq. And everyone's saying Bush is going to send in 20,000 more troops. But something one guy said made me laugh,

"All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Iraq back together again."

because I think it speaks in terms Bush can understand.

True News!

A local 42-year-old man died in custody after police arrested him with the use of a taser which rendered him unconscious. He later died at the hospital. The state is now investigating several recent cases where people have died from the use of tasers. Excessive force? Maybe...

But when you consider that the man was resisting arrest, running . . . naked down the street . . . away from his car that was involved in FOUR accidents that day . . . AND they found crack he was hiding in his mouth . . . maaaaaaybe it wasn't the taser that killed him. Maybe it was natural selection.

I couldn't make this up.

Hair-ripping fun!!

Someone at work showed this one to me. It's called the "World's Hardest Easy Geometry Problem." In fact, it LOOKS simple enough -- just solve for the angle a.

I'll give MAD props to anyone who anyone who can even come as close as I did....I don't know what I would say to you if you can actually tell me HOW you deduced the answer, but I would be indebted to you BIG TIME!!

No Words

Mmmmm, Yummy!!

Apparently, this brand of coffee called Kopi Luwak or Civet Coffee is the most expensive brand of coffee in the world and is becoming increasingly more popular in the U.S.

It is actually a lightly roasted coffee bean found encapsulated in a partially digested berry that is removed from excrement of a small Asian mammal called the Common Palm Civet, a weasel-like creature which has been linked to the SARS virus!!

......*takes a moment to let you reread that and digest it*.....*again*.....

Now, I could say lots of things here about the ignorance of the American consumer public, China's responsive extermination of their Palm Civets, or even the fact that people are paying big bucks to eat roasted shit! ..... but I won't.

;-)

Got your hands tied?

In that case maybe I'll just have to cut your shirt off!

At the end of his rope

It didn't take long for this to get out. You all knew it would sooner or later...

Saddam gets hung

Looks = Deceiving

I got a MySpace add request from this guy. His little thumbnail pic looked hot, so I went to go see his profile. Sure enough, there was a reason. His MySpace is one big ole shameless self-promotion website for his modeling career. He's has this sandy blonde surfer boy's head on a hot muscular jock body (a bit of a mismatch, I think). I refuse to post his pic. Sure he was hot, but almost assuredly hallow and...well...dumb. Not that all models are dumb, just look at . . . . .

Anyway, so I saw this boy on DudesNude. He was a cutie, but he looked like he might not be all hallow inside. He's from the UK and living in Iowa of all places "for fun," he says...that baffled me.

Anywho, so I message him:

"hey sexy! how're you? I'd love to chat with you sometime. Not only are you cute as hell but you look like you can hold a conversation. =) My Yahoo SN is RUOdyssey. Catch ya later!"

I know, I'm a goober. He eventually writes me back on Yahoo...and it went a little something like this:

Me: hi!
Me: happy new year
cutie: hi
Me: hehe how are ya?
cutie: horny
hornball: u got a cam?
Me: wow...I...barely know you lol
hornball: dick size?
Me: 8
direct hornball: show
Me: u got a cam too?
honest hornball: yes
commanding, non-camming hornball: show me dick
Me: cant i see you first?
uncompromising asshole: after i inspect the goods
Me: make sure you're not a girl
lying prick: ok
Me: i thought i gave u my pvt pwd
Me: ok i sent it this time.
Hallow shell of a man has signed out. (1/2/2007 1:11 AM)
Me: guess i was wrong

Why do I even bother chatting with these people??

I should have just cammed with this hottie! Hehe.

Get Better, Pookie!!

Don't make me

LOVE

it outta ya,

cuz I will!!

Last night....

Me: *gets fucked*
Him: *takes condom off*
Him: Do you wanna suck it?
Me: *sucks it*
Me: *laughs a bit*
Him: Taste funny??
Me: Tastes like balloons! (Yea, I said it.)
Him: Haha!

...moments later....

Me: *reads condom wrapper: "extended pleasure"*
Me: Are these those desensitizing condoms??
Him: Yea, why?
Me: My mouth's numb! I feel like I just got back from the dentist!

(Double entendre not intended.)

Happy New Year!!

Not to be a stick in the mud or anything, but I think too much emphasis is put on these partucular moments in life when the new year rolls around. I honestly can't remember where I was for new year's last year, and I don't think it's all that important. Last night I was at a party with a bunch of drunken friends...ok a couple drunken friends and a bunch of drunken acquaintances.

I tend to remember where I was when important things in my life happened. Like the time when OJ was acquitted and when the twin towers fell. They're the modern day equivalents of the moment when one found out that JFK was shot. You can ask anyone of them old farts (hehe) and they can tell you exactly where they were when that happened and how they felt about it. I was in momma's womb when John Lennon was shot. I remember it distinctly....ok I just deduced it, but still!

The point is, Pinky, that the stroke of midnight of a certain year does not warrant any real significance for that particular moment. Hell, I don't even remember when the 1000s place ticked over....maybe that was just because I was in college and in all likelihood completely licked! I do remember that AMC began playing 2001: A Space Odyssey at the stroke of midnight Jan 1, 2001...in its entirety, commercial-free.... a ze memories...