Pitiful

I don't know how it happened or when, but I suspect it was while stumbling around Josh's littered, dark yard/driveway/sidewalk/patio area in front of his new house that is just screaming to be cleaned the fuck up already, but I digress...I bruised my heel. Who bruises their heel anyway? I'm not even sure that's what's wrong with me, but that's what I suspect. Whatever happened, I haven't been able to walk on it for the last two days, so I've been hobbling along like a wounded wildebeest on the Serengeti. I'm just waiting to be pounced apon by the Food Lion in the parking lot.

And on top of it all, I'll all sniffly and coughing all the time. At least I'm not sweating at night and getting constant headaches anymore...

What the hell's wrong with me?....Don't answer that. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to find out for myself.