True News!

A local 42-year-old man died in custody after police arrested him with the use of a taser which rendered him unconscious. He later died at the hospital. The state is now investigating several recent cases where people have died from the use of tasers. Excessive force? Maybe...

But when you consider that the man was resisting arrest, running . . . naked down the street . . . away from his car that was involved in FOUR accidents that day . . . AND they found crack he was hiding in his mouth . . . maaaaaaybe it wasn't the taser that killed him. Maybe it was natural selection.

I couldn't make this up.