Looks = Deceiving

I got a MySpace add request from this guy. His little thumbnail pic looked hot, so I went to go see his profile. Sure enough, there was a reason. His MySpace is one big ole shameless self-promotion website for his modeling career. He's has this sandy blonde surfer boy's head on a hot muscular jock body (a bit of a mismatch, I think). I refuse to post his pic. Sure he was hot, but almost assuredly hallow and...well...dumb. Not that all models are dumb, just look at . . . . .

Anyway, so I saw this boy on DudesNude. He was a cutie, but he looked like he might not be all hallow inside. He's from the UK and living in Iowa of all places "for fun," he says...that baffled me.

Anywho, so I message him:

"hey sexy! how're you? I'd love to chat with you sometime. Not only are you cute as hell but you look like you can hold a conversation. =) My Yahoo SN is RUOdyssey. Catch ya later!"

I know, I'm a goober. He eventually writes me back on Yahoo...and it went a little something like this:

Me: hi!
Me: happy new year
cutie: hi
Me: hehe how are ya?
cutie: horny
hornball: u got a cam?
Me: wow...I...barely know you lol
hornball: dick size?
Me: 8
direct hornball: show
Me: u got a cam too?
honest hornball: yes
commanding, non-camming hornball: show me dick
Me: cant i see you first?
uncompromising asshole: after i inspect the goods
Me: make sure you're not a girl
lying prick: ok
Me: i thought i gave u my pvt pwd
Me: ok i sent it this time.
Hallow shell of a man has signed out. (1/2/2007 1:11 AM)
Me: guess i was wrong

Why do I even bother chatting with these people??

I should have just cammed with this hottie! Hehe.