Last night....

Me: *gets fucked*
Him: *takes condom off*
Him: Do you wanna suck it?
Me: *sucks it*
Me: *laughs a bit*
Him: Taste funny??
Me: Tastes like balloons! (Yea, I said it.)
Him: Haha!

...moments later....

Me: *reads condom wrapper: "extended pleasure"*
Me: Are these those desensitizing condoms??
Him: Yea, why?
Me: My mouth's numb! I feel like I just got back from the dentist!

(Double entendre not intended.)