The Pressure Pot

I do close to nothing on my days off if at all possible. And today, I managed to randomly catch the season premiere of The Real World: Denver. So, I cuddle up on the couch with my bowl of cereal and watch it, though I don't normally watch The Real World, because the first couple episodes are always best for playing my favorite game....

Spot the GAY Boy!!

Because you know it's one of the Real World Rules:

1. Cast must be a mixed bag of male and female members totaling 7.

2. Each cast member must be from different parts of the country.

3. Each cast must be 18-25 years old.

4. Cast must include, in no particular combination:

a. A dumb blonde girl

b. Another dumb girl (blonde or brunette)

c. A smartER [brunette] girl

d. One to two black guys

e. One to two white guys

f. One goodie two shoes (guy or girl)

g. One gay guy (absolute must)

The producers have GUARANTEED there will be a gay guy every time. So, I know you're dying to play, the game...

...it's the opening of the show...

We have

(I'm skipping the girls.)

If you missed him....frankly, your gaydar needs a make-over...

I think we found our winner...

Davis!

He and super-Christian Stephen had a bit of a war of words over drinks about how Alex is gay. Stephen looked as if his head was about to explode when he said, "Your FRAT knows?!??" Then he REALLY got confused when Davis told him he was a Christian too! WHAT? A gay Christian? How can that be, Stephen asks......actually, he really said, "I think it's wrong that you're gay." Davis was like, "What if I said that I think it's wrong that you're black? Oooooh. Gotcha!" Then Stephen's like, "Time out! I didn't choose to be black. You chose to be gay." And we all know that's the opinion of the conservative uber-Christian homosexual-haters in America -- that we CHOSE to be gay, my parents included. And we all know that's bullshit. In the end they agreed to disagree, but I see this gay guy reeeeaaaally pissing off the two black guys in the house. Tyrie said he's ok with gay guys when he thought he wasn't living with one (refer to Real World Rules) but he lied. The Real World brings out the worst in everyone.

The other white dude Alex is too busy bangin' all the girls to care. He's a bit of a cutie....and the girls can attest to the fact that his has a big dick, hehehehe.

But Davis, baby, your body is SMOKIN'!! This picture doesn't do you justice, you muscle-bound boi. Consider me milk -- I do your body goooood.

Frenetic Friday

Okay, this whole day after Thanksgiving sale craze is getting out of hand and it gets worse every year.

I remember 10 years ago when the Tickle Me Elmo came out. Parents across the country were going absolutely apeshit trying to get their hands on the toy. One New Brunswick Walmart employee was among the injurned when on December 14, 1996 THREE-FRIGGIN'-HUNDRED people attacked this dude when they spotted him with one of the last remaining vibrating toys....the Tickle Me Elmo that is. He was pulled under and trampled. The crotch of his jeans was yanked out. They injured his back, jaw and knee, broke a rib and a gave him a concussion.

This year it was the the Play Station 3 released on November 17th. People all across the country lined up outside of Best Buy, Circuit City, and others for DAYS!! to get their hands on that shit! I seen 'em on the news. "Well, uh, I don't have a job or anything, so.....I've been out here since Wednesday," he said huddled for heat sipping coffee in a parka next to his camping tent (of which there were many). All this to be the first in line to have the PS3.

There are two versions of the PS3. The 20GB retails at $500 and the 60GB retails at $600. But good fuckin' luck getting one for less than a grand! During my lunch break I sat and watched the eBay auctions for these things fly off the market, dozens selling every second, at exorbitant prices. They're all backordered, and there's not way to get your hands on one without payin' out the ass. If you did get one though, you stand to make some money reselling it. Grab you a couple of games, take a picture of it and slap it on eBay again; you stand to make a couple hundred bucks profit without the risk of selling it for lower than you paid for it....Which leads me to wonder if anybody out there is actually playing the shit yet. I bet it won't be until March until the game reviews start to trickle in.

Now Nintendo Wii you can just drive down to Walmart and pick up right now for 250 bones. It's not a blue ray disc player like PS3 but it's got this cool wand you use to control it with a trigger on the bottom. Maybe I'll get it next year sometime. Now, there was actually a $300 laptop I saw advertised for Best Buy starting Friday, but I didn't want to wait in the freezing cold outside the store in the dark waiting to find out they sold their ten already. Besides, I did all that last year and it was the same story. "Cyber Monday" as they're calling it should be starting up just as soon as these corporate slackers get to work and shop online on company time.

Gobble Gobble

Did any of you see the History channel special on the first Thanksgiving? It was an enthralling tale of the separatists braving the open waters of the Atlantic to settle on newly claimed land already inhabited by cannablist Indian tribes.



I liked how they immediately made friends with the first Indians they encountered by stealing their winter storage of food and robbing their graves, leaving them uncovered even! Suprisingly, those Indians got upset with their pale invaders, so the Europeans scurried off to Plymouth where they eventually took hold. They began to build homes and set up shop all under the watchful eye of the Wamapanog Indians there. I LOVED the fact that the Indians sent a representative to speak with the pilgrims IN ENGLISH! And he told of how the English came a few years earlier and took him into slavery (where he learned English) and was later allowed to come back when the English had other business in America. The pilgrims, sorely out-numbered, made nice with the local people and they ate a big meal with them in 1623.

What a tip!!

One very normal Sunday afternoon I delievered a pizza to this kid in a new subdivision that just opened up. He was about my age, I'd say, dirty blonde hair, maybe an inch or two shorter than I, kinda cute. He'd just moved in and offered to let me come in for a minute while he found his checkbook. I stood there in the living room, as there was no furniture yet. He'd actually set up his computer on top of the box it came in. So, I stood there for a good 5 minutes browsing his DVD collection while he ran around looking.

For all you ordering pizza out there who invite the pizza guy into your house: we're technically suppose to enter the house, but if they insist, who cares, right? It gives you a chance to see what kinda people they are! I didn't learn much about this guy as he soon found his checkbook and I was on my way and thought nothing of it.

Next Sunday we get an order from the same kid. It's just me and Matt (name changed) working again, and by chance, I got the order. I took it to his house, he paid cash, and I didn't give it a second thought.

The very next Sunday he orders again, and I take him his food again...He's either predictable or he knows my schedule. This time, he answers the door shirtless.

Of all the times I've come to some stranger's door and they answered the door shirtless, it has thankfully always been a guy, and usually the guy was well-built and had just finished a vigirous work and was ready to scarf down some carbodydrate-based, grease-ladden, cheese-covered, sparsely-topped pizza.

This kid on the other hand looked like he hadn't worked out since....ever, but this kid was not TOO bad. I could have whipped him into shape in a week. Anywho, I don't know whether he's supposed to be impressing me or what, so I take his money and leave. I actually turned to look back half way to my car and saw him still standing there in front of his door watching me leave before he went back in. "Queer," I actually said aloud, as I'm allowed. =)

Next Sunday, guess who orders...well before we even opened! I knew who it was, so I figured I'd better take it. He paid over the phone with a credit card, so I have to get him to sign the slip at the door. I show up and he's clothed this time. He asks me if want to step in for a second while he signed the receipt. I stepped into the foyer, he signed the receipt, shut the door, dropped the receipt and pen on the ground, and pressed me up against the wall with one hand on my chest on the other rubbing my crotch as he started to kiss me anxiously. I was a bit taken back, literally, but I let him kiss me and fondle my package through my pants. Both of this hands began to work on getting my pants unzipped when he stops kissing me to ask, "Do you want a blowjob?"

Who turns down a free blowjob from a boy?

No sooner did I say, "Sure" than he got on his knees and begin to service my cock. I mean, he was going to TOWN on it, jerking and sucking and slurping on it like crazy. His free hand felt up my thighs and butt as my pants fell to the floor and he starts to really explore my body with his hand. He felt of my hole and began to finger me a bit while he sucked. Once he got me raging hard on his feet again and got himself unzipped and asked if I wanted to suck him. I declined since I really wasn't all that attracted to him and I was quite enjoying the blowjob....maybe I was feeling topish that day.... Hey! I feel topish sometimes!!...hehe...Anyway, he got behind me, bent me over a little bit and jerked my cock with one hand and felt of my hole with the other, saying something about me coming to see him later when I got off work or something while he dry-humped his hard wood on my butt. I told him I had to get back to work and put my pants back on and took off....

Of course I bragged to the guys at work, lol. Cheap bastard only gave me 3 bucks and he never ordered again. I'm such a pimp. ;-)

Why I love the color blue

As you may or may not know for about 3 years I was a pizza delivery boi. It was usually fun work, especially during the summer when all the HOT boys were at the community pools. People would order from there constantly, even the lifeguard boys. UBER HOT!! I absolutely go NUMB when I see hot jock boi in a speedo!

Once I delivered to this large community pool in a middle-upper class neighborhood, so they've got this nice clubhouse with huge glass windows and -- oh shit! Check out that sculpted shaggy hottie in the blue speedo by the door! Mmm, I could chip a tooth on those abs! ...ok, must keep walking. I have a pizza to deliver here. "Is that for me?" he turns to me and says.... "Uhhhhh..." I say nervously, looking down at the pizza bag and slowly back up, making sure to mentally photograph his buldge in that blue speedo and how the sun gazing through the window festooned shadows across the bulging arcs of his chiseled brown abs....broad chest, CUTE face, nice bronze color to him. "If you want," I think I finally muttered...of course, I have no idea what I actually said. I was nearly to the point of trembling I was so nervous in his scantily clad presence. Speaking of presence, I'm almost sure I remembered seeing some people in the room other than him, and they must surely be staring at me drooling now, but to me it was just me looking at him...and him looking at me. He looked me down and back up again and SMILED! Mine eyes have never beheld anything to numbing in all my life -- an honest to God HOT Lifeguard Boy in a Speedo...SMILING at me! At was as if he was showing his flattery and complimenting simultaneously, very Hot! Then this adonis says to me, "I think it might be for that big party over there." I heard a record stratch, I shook off my drool and slapped some sense into myself (with no hands). I took off into the pool courtyard toward the horde of people. In fact, the order was for some other group of people, but this time encircling the pool I always enjoyed. It gives me a chance to scope out all the sun-bathing men in their skivvies close up. None compared to blue speedo boi in the clubhouse and I hurried the customer to get back to him. When I got back up the steps and went in, he was still there. He asked if I found them to which I replied that I did and thanked him.....for what, I'm not sure -- the eye candy, the look he gave me, the unforgettable shinning moment of his beautiful male form maybe.... wish I'd taken a picture! =P (This pic comes close.)

I told my boss Jeremy (name changed) when I got to work; he's straight but we were friends. I also announced to him and the other driver, Matt (named changed), a big, burly, straight, lawn/garden service man that if there were any future orders to that pool I'd have to take them. Jeremy goes, "He just wants to see the lifeguard boi!" ...And that's how I came out to Mark. Turns out, he's a huge Elton John fan and a pothead, lol. From then on the three of us had fun cutting up at work....good times, good times...

Another adventure soon came...

She has no shame...

I remember Sharon Osbourne did a show with Elton John once. There was a great big bed on the stage. She and E.J. and were sitting up in the bed together, chatting during the whole interview....but now she's getting a bit closer to her gay men...

Oh, and Happy One-Year Anniversary to Elton John & David Furnish

Marvel

To hear this is one thing, to see it is quite another!

J. S. Bach's Toccata & Fugue in D Minor

A few boys in their skibbies

No more Kramer

I first heard about this on CNN. I know, all the news stations are biased, but I refuse to watch FOX news. So, soon after the story, I got on YouTube to find this, cuz I like my news raw, uncensored, and unbiased...silly me. I warn you, it's bad but bleeped out a bit.



Then when Seinfeld's on Letterman, they get a hold of Michael Richards and got him to talk about it reluctantly.



There's really no way Michael Richards could apologize; there's no way to put the words back into one's mouth once they've escaped. Like he said, he's washed up now. Mel Gibson is releasing a new film in December following his anti-semitic remarks after DUI, but fortunately for him, his tirade wasn't caught on film.

Hate is a learned condition. Some reject their teachings, but sadly most follow suit. So breeders, don't let your babies grow up to be bigots!

I quote Pink Floyd:

So ya thought ya might like to go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.
I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine.
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel,
And he sent us along as a surrugate band.
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall.
And that one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me.
Get him up against the wall.
And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon!
Who let all this riffraff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint, and another with spots!
If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot!

Just for future reference

Have you ever done something so random that you yourself could not have predicted it 20 minutes beforehand? If so, you my friend, are just as random as I.

Once in college, I was standing in a room of complete strangers with all available seats taken -- I'm talking couches, chairs, even the floor. Having no care of what others may think as has always been my policy, I made myself comfy with a large pillow and hoisted myself into the large stolen shopping kart parked in the living room and set my legs through the little notch where the front meets the scanning bed. Without any questions asked, I won the approval of everyone in the room without trying.

Several of these friends would later tell me, independently, that I am the most random person they've ever met and that there should be a TV show that just follows me everywhere with a couple of those cameras mounted to the side of my face and one pointing at me as if that would be most amusing thing ever....agh, but they'll never get what's inside! That's where all the good stuff is!

So if you see me being a bit...random, learn to love it!

Chopin's Etude Op. 10 No. 3

My current personal favorite...the 2nd-to-last page of which is kicking my ass right now. Now, this guy's pretty good. I didn't hear him mess up once. =P He does throw in a lot of dynamics, but I'd rather not stare at his butt-head the entire time.

In case you were wondering

Fryderyck Chopin's

Nocturne No. 20 in C-Sharp Minor (posthumous)

Back when he was just a boy.....in the shower

So in looking for a picture of some actor today, I stumbled upon this website...they should really call it "stumbling the web," but I digress.

ProvocativeUse.com

Now, my favorites would have to be the Wet and the Best Of pages, I mean some of these pictures I haven't seen anywhere else and some of them are kinda hot like my Ryan here, recently divorced from that single-character cunt.


Hey, Ryan, you care to make a sex tape for us?...with whipped cream on top? Hehehe...


Sure, there are other sections -- barefoot pics, pics of celeb hotties' hands and even pics of celebreties in skirts which led me to find Brad Pitt in a disturbing little evening gown...



But to each his own, right? So what if you like feet. Even as silly as Brad looks in that dress, those guns are hot and I'd love to smell those pits, and I know some of you would love to do quite a few other imaginative things in there too. ;)

Tight Tummies

How GTA just got better

I stumbled upon this story in a Kiwi newspaper...that's New Zeleand for the rest of ya. Take-Two Interactive Software, the makers of all the Grand Theft Auto video games has recently released Bully, the game where you run the school. As if picking up hookers in Vice City wasn't appealing to a large enough crowd, this game, in my opinion, has simply the next logical step in the manifestion of society into its simulations...

GAY BOYS!

You see, like in The Sims, in this game, the Bully can make out with smelly girls or hot jock boys! So everyone's happy! ...except long-time video game hater Jack Thompson who sued everyone he could think of, citing century-old laws and writing to ESRB, "We just found gay sexual content in Bully as Jimmy Hopkins makes out with another male student. Good luck with your 'Teen' rating now." The ESRB said that they knew the content was in the game when they rated the game...So eat this, ya shriveled old coot!




I giggled. Hehehe.

The sexiest face a man can make

Create Your Own!

My Alma Mater

Radford University, Radford, VA


Create Your Own!

Noturne in C Sharp Minor

Tonight I watched The Pianist, a moving story about a Polish Jew and fantastically masterful concert pianist. I'm watching it thinking, this has to be an elaborate story until I see the credits at the end, indicating that this was a true story. And then, I thought, nah, they went all Hollywood on it and added stuff to highten the drama...but actually, this is probably the most historically accurate film I've ever seen. Szpilman, the pianist, wrote detailed memoirs soon after WWII to be released in 1988 -- details are exact right down to to the insects in the water pail and the piece of caramel. So grab the klennexes, girls! This one could be tough to watch.

Best of both worlds!

Okay, somebody's been spying on me...

What do you get when you cross Sudoku with hot guys?

My morning ritual? Haha, good one. But seriously, it's

SUDUDEKU!!

...nevermind what I was doing at CosmoGirl's website! I know you bitches look at the hot boys in them at Walmart when no one's looking!

How random is he???

He signs on and send me this and signs off...

Him: I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: WHAT ARE THE BUTTONS ON DARTH VADAR'S CHEST FOR?!?!
Him: WTF!?

There's a great story about me and him but that's a whole 'nother blog! ;)

Let me interject if I may...

Before I lose everyone I've recently shown my new bloggie-poo to with all that nerdy stuff, let me remind you all that I'm still gay as heyal and loves me some boys!!

News from Saturn

Back in 1997 NASA launched the Cassini-Huygens space probe. It took 9 years to get to Saturn. (Do the math, bitches.) When it did, the Huygens probe separated from the Cassini satellite and dove toward Titan. Now Titan is twice the size of our moon and the only moon in the solar system to have an atmosphere. It's so dense that the whole thing just looks solid orange from the outside. The thick atmosphere combined with the light gravity would allow you to fly with some makeshift wings...if you could breathe oxygen, stand the -290F cold the Sun's direct radiation. The Huygens probe sampled its thick atmosphere and discovered lakes of hydrocarbon.

Actual photograph taken during Huygens' decent show the shoreline and rivers:

Now during the 9 years the space craft took to get to Saturn, it whipped around the Venus, then Earth, then Venus again. In that time, the geeks at NASA tested Einstein's theory of relativity with the greatest precision ever tested. Radio signals, which travel the same speed as light mind you, were delayed coming from the opposite side of the Sun from us. The Sun's huge warp in space-time caused this delay. The results showed his calculations to be extremely accurate.

Now onto the pretty pictures Cassini sent us. First the Jupiter flyby. Notice those dark Earth-sized holes Shoemaker-Levy punctured are now a hazy white.Four years after wizzing by Jupiter it reached Saturn and began wildly orbiting, sending back pictures in ultraviolet

and visible light...

And my personal favorite (in visible light) the view of Saturn from directly behind the Sun, allowing us to discover a faint outer ring and a huge outer ring of dark dust never before seen.

Click for full-size image.

Far out, man!

My little blog here is not meant to be anything...

or anything, but I wanted to share a few photos. I'm an absolute space dork. I keep my college physics and astonomy books for reference. I like to root myself in real astronomy whenever possible. Don't get me wrong, I love a good Star Wars movie like the rest of ya, but to know that this shit is actually out there and that you can look up at the sky and see it is just...I promised myself I wasn't going to cry...


Anyway, this is the largest picture I've ever seen of the Eagle Nebula. It's a gaseous nursery of countles stars 7,000 light years distant in our own Milky Way.



And here's an extreme close up on the protostars being born as they bubble out of the top of this pillar of dust.



One week ago today, NASA revealed the sharpest picture of the Orion Nebula, a composite of both the Hubble and Spitzer telescopes ranging through the ultraviolet, visible, and infrared.

Poppin' the Blog Cherry!

First blog...ever. Much to come!